Thursday, November 13, 2008

Since I have been mocking everyone else on Match.com...

...I suppose someone should get to mock me.

Here you go:
http://www.match.com/matchus/profile/showprofile.aspx?ortp=1&TP=U&uid=g+EUG6OEiYFjTR6Zxo5xfw==&lid=21

Mockery, praise, and feedback welcome.

4 comments:

Sister Soldier said...

wink ;) your profile made me smile

Pete Kazanjy said...

You're wearing that fucktarded hat with the rip in the middle.

I think you might be in danger of breaking user expectation there, tiger.

I love how you're interested in anyone from 3' to 8' tall, and are equal opportunity, from widows, to divorcees.

Tracy Elaine said...

Let me be a little more helpful to you than my counter-part.

Pete's Match profile photo was the one that he is still using as his Facebook profile photo. Now I'm not saying you should use a photo of yourself that was taken 5 years or so ago. I'm saying you should use one that shows you looking relaxed and like you aren't taking yourself too seriously.

Currently your photo is telling strangers that you are:
A. Still into wearing trucker hats, but have taken it one step further by spending even more money (i.e. way too much money) on one that has a fringe.
B. That you must be mostly if not all bald to be wearing a hat like that in public.
C. That you must drive a mustang and gun it at every green light in an effort to show everyone around him just how cool he is.

Now I know you to be none of these things. I also know that there are plenty of photos of you being goofy and maybe even smiling. Imagine your profile photo as a first introduction to a stranger. Would you really be looking at them sideways from under your hat?

Avin said...

I think the fact that you quote Mitch Hedberg should make every single woman on the site want to sleep with you on a consistent basis.