Thursday, November 13, 2008

Online dating savant

I apologize for my low bloggership. I've been super stressed out at work (ask Rucha). I think I look double-jointed in my limbo contest picture, because I'm getting a lot of responses. I promise to focus and participate more once I get my PRD signed off. Plus, these are tough times and I don't want to be taking you fools out to dinner!

Things I learned thus far:
1. Lyrics from rap songs make great intro lines. I still like "LA face with an Oakland booty" but I felt "Don't call it a comeback" resonated more with me.
2. Delete all messages from profiles without pictures, they're probably ugly.
3. Don't pick someone whose intro line is "Pick me, pick me".
4. Icebreakers = winks = I have nothing to say but "I want to get in your pants".

All that being said, I'm scared! So I'm making Jason and/or Lorri chaperon undercover on any scheduled dates. Either that or you guys better be on-call!!

Ok back to my PRD :(

1 comment:

Suki said...

ok, that was funny. nice work!